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I don't belong anywhere, I can't fit in anywhere. Im Too autistic to ever be capable of having a normal relaxing conversation all I want to do is throw insults. I am not knowledgable of any popular culture. I Try to be a normal fag but i just dont share the same interests as them. I try to be a robot but I am just to moral for them. I cant ever find a group that shares the same interests me. I try to appease to far righters but they just ban me for not believing in their delusions. Far lefters make me literally want to puke and punch their effeminate soyfaces. What can I do anons? When I try to get along with people that shares the same interests in me and I still fail to connect with them. It is over tbh. I am thinking of getting a raft boat and drifting off to the ocean in the middle of nowhere far away from cargo, militarycraft, oil rigs, and cruise ships. I don't want to deal with people anymore. There is no people that I like or likes me. I dont know what to do. I like argueing and attacking peoples opinions just to be a contrarian but all that will ever do is chase people away from me. I am not even good at argueing or insulting anything, i just take thing I see from others and try to combinite into a fresh new boring unoriginal insult. Most of the time I fail to come up with a original tm insult and just end up parroting old memes that otherfags use like a normalfag. Should I just rope? What is the point of living anymore. I hate all countries, there is no where for me to go except for unclaimed seas by nations, and even then the greedy government jews from all coastal countries would try to claim neutral ocean territory. Fuck the earth and fuck god for not rewiring us to actually be useful and funny and creative. Or at least be a lot more ignorant so we could enjoy more things in life. Now with the internet I can only enjoy crude jokes, sadism, and fetish porn the internet killed my sensory abilities fuck it all. my mental health is permanently ruined now.

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The BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The BLACK man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(ʷʰ*ᵀᵉ dogs)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates.

In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the BLACK man is the epitome of masculinity

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we first now, ladies

>first place yesterday and today in new cases

How do you feel knowing that a third world country took from you the first place?

We now will double your highest score, that was thirty and something. Wait for us!

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So

Is there anything more badass than christianity + anime girls.

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I already nutted three times today and the day barely started for me. What do I do to prevent this from happening again?

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Leonard Kleinrock, Bob Kahn and Paul Baran

If you hate Jews, please stop using the internet. The Jews invented that too. It was based on the mathematical work of the Jew Leonard Kleinrock, was based on proposed packet switching technology by two computer scientists, one of them Jewish (Paul Baran) and Bob Khan came up with the TCP/IP ideas for networking. If you hate Israel so much, please either go to a library to spread your books and propaganda or go back to using Enigma machines, Lorenz ciphers or other ciphers.

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Project /midpol/

Salutations anons, if any are interested in building a non-sectarian board for political, intellectual, and sociological discussion, you are sincerely invited to join the exchange at >>>/midpol/

The objective is to escape from the biased, safe-havens of the dichotomy of traditional lefty & pols, where all views can be interacted with, and the dullness of the echo-chamber hugbox is nullified. To get things started, I have created a thread arguing why Judaism, Christianity and Islam are the same religion and should be recognized as such. Come throw in your 2 cents and let's smash the ideological status quos!

>>>/midpol/

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Give me some feedback on this experience.

So here is what happened.

>In the passenger seat of my friends car in Culver’s drive through.
>Pick up some delicious Culver’s.
>I’m really out of it.
>Some Indian scammer calls up my friend.
>He puts him on car speaker.
>He keeps on asking if her need tech support.
>My friend says “ He MK Ultra do you need tech support?”
>I say yes.
>I then hear what sounds like military command room go online with all the radio chatter and such in the background.
>Hear all the controls power up.
> Sounds like this https://youtu.be/YzG4RZNLuUk

What do you think happened guise?

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Children can consent.

Paying Josh's rent
Autismbux are spent
Ere antipedos all lament
A cunny post is sent
Their panties in a tent

/nodelete/, a board is formed
The moderation scorned
Many shitposts were borne
A board was deeply mourned
But now has been reformed

Where shitposts once grew
Now sits a lonely jew
His rebellious days are through
A janny, cucked, 'tis true
Donating to newproject2

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>niggers burn down an entire city
>orange faggot monitors the situation
>senate responds by scheduling hearings on racism

I'd say the best course of action at this point would be to drag dorito drumpf out in the streets and hang him from a lamp post, but his fat ass would probably just break the rope.

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> 2009, bitcoin had no value
> 2010, bitcoin was worth $ 0.39
> 2020, bitcoin value: $ 9,692.31

My dear anons, I present you the new bitcoin.

How it works: Install the app called Pi Network, you will earn almost 1pi per hour.

> but my cell phone is weak and can't stand mining

It doesn't really mine, it's an app for you to earn coins but it doesn't consume processing or battery, just enter the app once a day.

To use it you need an invitation, just write "AndraChan" where you ask to enter the invitation.
To start "mining", just click on the lightning bolt icon that is green on my pic and that's it.

If I get hammered, I just want the anons to be able to get rich one day and take refuge in Estonia, any questions about the cryptocurrency I'm here.
also suck my dick lmao

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The Corona-chan issue left America and its people exhibited as miserable cucks. Why are there not crowds of people enraged with torches demanding public health services instead of simply dying for being unable to pay for medical care?

How stupid and cuck is America?

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Hey zoomers, yeah you

What are you doing with yourselves? Your posts read like a discord server. You zoomniggers need goals and shit. Go out into the world, get into fights, get people pregnant, vandalize property. You squirts are a fucking boring ass generation; at least millenials can get TRIGGERED, but zoomers? Already dead inside.

Fucking weak. You're not even cucks, you're eunuchs.

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(gay op)Stop cheeto man from fucking the Internet

How do we gay op Trump to stop ass fucking the Internet by revoking 230?

Get Tucker to tell Trump not to be a giant boomer retard by revoking 230
Who does Trump watch frequently? Tucker Carlson
Convince Nick Fuentes -> He tells mommy Malkin -> Mommy Malkin schools Tucker Carlson -> Josh pulls the 12 guage out of his mouth

Trump only ever manages to avoid slipping into shit by watching Tucker
Is it possible anons?

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Western graphics/comics

What are your favorites and why?

Mine: Stray Bullets because it's about crime and I like the artstyle. The stories are fast-paced, the characters are human and multi-dimensional and there's no pretentious bullshit. There's no heroes and everyone shifts between wins and losses with a sense of spontaneity and unpredictability.

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/oppai/ is love /oppai/ is life. Have you converted to the way's of /oppai/ anon?

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NIGGERS

Shut the fuck up you fucking gorilla nigger. you subhumans are lucky the cuck police protect you otherwise whites would still be lynching you.
Americunts has to change that law who doesn't have any sense. you can't even defend yourself against blacks, if you do that then it is considered as a hate crime. So what that means is when black male or female is trying to hit you or even worse kill you, you are able to react in self defense (natural survival instinct), but you can't do that because of the laws. That law is a real issue in the U.S. and all of you are not trying anything to stop that nonsense.

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/nodelete/

I'm sure you all know by now but my board got taken down. Here's the story.

I started the board directly as a protest against Josh and Wolfgang. I had a few particular grievances with Josh but my board, funnily enough, was mostly a protest against Wolfgang's censorcucking on /bestpol/. I noticed a lot of interesting posts and arguments being wiped off the board as well as my own posts, just a lot of annoying shit broadly speaking happening on the board. That's why the subtitle of the board was "Like /pol/ but without the censorship!" I actually intended to change it at some point to "Once it's here - it's forever," or some variant of that. It morphed over time to a protest against Josh, mostly because of his rulecucking about loli/shota and other annoying shit.

I spent about a day designing the CSS - which I suck at - and making it as good as I could. I didn't want to make some lazy alt-pol board with default yotsuba shit. I'm looking at you, literally every alt-pol and specific ideology pol board on the site. So I did everything I could to make it work correctly on launch, I didn't want to half ass it. I went through several iterations of the rules before settling on "Nothing against 9chan TOS," which in reality was "Nothing against US law," because I had actually never read the 9chan TOS before. That was the standard I was going by though, US law, and I applied it universally.

Some people complained about the CSS, specifically that the pop-up containers were unreadable, which I didn't know how to fix. I'm not a coder, I'm a writer and a IB browsing loser. I posted on /9/ and eventually received some help from the BO of /pone/, I believe his name is horse dick or gay horse, something equally gay. Much appreciated for his help, bronies are remarkably friendly. He wrote the CSS ground up basically only utilizes the general theme and colour hex's. I think it looks great and had no reason to change it - I believe I still have it saved on a notepad. Everyone liked it and it went well.

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Wine is actually really comfy when you get used to it. The secret is that you're not supposed to drink it fast enough to get drunk to enjoy it.

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White ingenuity thread

The first digital computers were invented by the Nazis in the 1930s and 40s, known as the Z1, Z2 and especially the Z3, which was the first working programmable fully automatic digital computer ever made. They also developed a programming language called Plankalkül. You also had the Z4 which was the world's first commercial digital computer. Prior, all computers were mechanical.

The Nazis also invented the Acoustic Torpedo as well as Anechoic tiles, which are used on nearly all submarines today. They also invented anti-ship missiles, which can also be fired from submarines.

For aircraft weapons, the Nazis invented the world’s first operational jet-powered bomber - the Arado Ar 234 and the world’s first jet-powered fighter aircraft - the Messerschmitt Me 262.

As for other weapons, they invented Sarin, Cyclosarin, Soman and Tabun, the Meillerwagen along with the V-2 rocket, which was the world’s first long-range guided ballistic missile as well as the V-1 flying bomb.

The Nazis also invented a superhuman drug cocktail called D-IX, which consisted of 5 mg of Oxycodone, 5 mg of cocaine and 3 mg of methamphetamine. During the trials, they found that Sachsenhausen concentration camp patients could march in circles at 90 km per day with a 20 kg backpack on them without rest. They also invented Methadone, which is used to treat opioid addiction.

They invented the Einheitsemfanger E1, which was a television receiver that produced a much higher picture quality much better than other television receivers of the time. It was intended to be the first inexpensive television broadcast available for all social classes at the time. They also invented the Volksempfänger which was introduced to make radio reception technology more affordable to the general public. They also even tried to make the people’s planes - Volksflugzeug, but it never fully materialized. Oh, and the Nazis invented the Volkswagen.

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The Whitoid is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a cuck, simp, effeminate, weakling, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Whitoid and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

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DEATH TO NIGGERS. Police have left the city so we can now bomb it freely.

>he dindu nuffin just lootin, throwin rocks and homemade bombs

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How does one develop milkers of this size on their commiecat? Is there some kind of special diet you're supposed to put it on?

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Daily reminder that in just four days a chimpout of angry niggers did more things to fight the zog government than white nationalist pussies, and neo-nazis ever did combined. What pathetic white cucks you are

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Why most of you guys like to make people feel bad ? did you know it's bad karma .
why you must insult every thread that OP want to have fun in their own way ?

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>2020
>still not be furry

what's your excuse ?

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Palestinian rockets

During the second intifada (2000-2005) over 1,000 Jews were killed in suicide bombings and other attacks. But ever since the wall was erected in the West Bank and the security checkpoints were set up in Gaza, the numbers have been going down significantly. Now they're lobbing crude, unguided homemade rockets in Israel's direction. But thanks to the American taxpayer, they now have a multi-million dollar Iron Dome which can intercept these bottle rockets. Here's some figures on the numbers.

30 dead, 707+ wounded
727+ treated for shock/anxiety/acute stress reaction
14 cows dead, 3 cows injured
2 goats died, 9 goats injured
1 horse died
1 cat died

Victims of Palestinian rocket attacks (2008 - 2018) (30 dead):

>Sergeant First Class (res.) Daniel Marash (2014)
>Capt. (res.) Liran Adir (Edry) (2014)
>St.-Sgt. Noam Rosenthal (2014)
>Capt. Omri Tal (2014)
>St.-Sgt. Shay Kushnir (2014)
>Narakorn Kittiyangkul (2014)
>Uda Alwaj (2014)
>Boris Yarmolnik (2012)
>Corporal Yosef Partuk (2012)
>Elian Salam Id Alanbary (2012)
>Mirah Scharf (2012)
>Itzik Amsalem (2012)
>Aharon Smadja (2012)
>Moshe Ami (2011)
>Yossi Shoshan (2011)
>Daniel Viflic (2011)
>Manee Singmueangphon (2010)
>Subhi Yousef Alawneh (2010)
>Warrant Officer Lutfi Nasraladin (2008)
>Irit Sheetrit (2008)
>Hani el Mahdi (2008)
>Beber Vaknin (2008)
>Hanin Abu Khoussa and Sabah Abu Khoussa (2008) (+2)
>Malak Karfaneh (2008)
>Jimmy Kdoshim (2008)
>Shuli Katz (2008)
>Shir-El Friedman (2008)
>Amnon Ronsenberg (2008)
>Ron Yahye (2008)

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>whites were kings and conquerors, therefore I am descend of kings and conquerors!!
>t. inc*l

Ok, first of all, white isn't a race you globalist scum. White is a vague, racist term kikes and shitskins use to lump several very different race together. It's a way to destroy our identifty and mix the god with the sour.

Second, kangs and konquerors? you inceloids are descend of peasants and slaves. It's written in your ugly peasant faces.
If anyone in your family was worth a shit you wouldn't be in the situation you are.

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>40 fucking years since last achievement in space

are we even going to land on mars?

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people with base ball bats..machetes....fire everywhere...Minneapolis news are astonishing

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I miss Jyn Erso
They didn't even move their fat bitch asses to implement her into battlefront II
Fuck you DICE, EA nad Disney !

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How do I become a clean boy, I've tried to wash myself properly but with no luck. how do I wash myself

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https://www.twitch.tv/annitheduck

I find her voice so soothing and tingly even though I don't understand a word of what she's saying.

I don't feel like learning german ever.

I follow more three german's channels like hers just because the voice of the streamer is tingly.

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India, Inc. has a long and clear trail of corporate failures all over America and all over the world. Lower costs are meaningless if the workers can't produce products and services that work.

• General Motors

In 2006 GM was booming. That same year it signed a $300 million outsourcing deal with India's Wipro. GM collapsed a mere 3 years later.

• Lehman Brothers

Lehman bought a flawed software package Spectramind from Wipro in 2007. Wipro did not create Spectramind, but rather purchased it from a previous developer. The product worked before Wipro got its hands on it. Lehman also hired many workers from India who claimed to be financial experts, but in fact who had no previous financial experience.

• Bear Sterns

Bear Sterns also hired large numbers of Indian workers.

• Fannie Mae

Fannie Mae was one of the U.S. companies that had to be bailed out. But prior to that, it had hired huge numbers of workers from India - one of whom was found guilty of planting a software logic bomb in one of its servers. The best and the brightest indeed.

• Bell Labs

Bell Labs - where the transistor, communication satellite, UNIX, and the C programming language were all invented - was taken over by an Indian national (Arun Netravalli) in 2003. Bell Labs is now being turned into a shopping mall because it has become unable to produce any new innovation under Netravalli. Netravalli laid off all the American scientists and filled Bell Labs with "brilliant" imported Indian workers. He and his crew cleaned out Bell Labs and siphoned out all of its money and trade secrets. And we wonder why innovation has stalled in the U.S.? Thanks India - for killing America's most valuable research lab. One can only wonder at the vastness of American tech and trade secrets that have been looted out of Bell Labs.

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The whole purity thing on chans is stupid cancer
Ban x type of users is fags with thin skin complaining

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Let's draw together anons
Feel free to draw ANYTHING but it has to be drawn
Try to not draw over stuff except my stick figure, feel free to draw over that shit

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350

Post in this thread every time you see it. Let's reach bumplock (350 replies).

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Thafnine's kinda hot not gonna lie, anyone got porn of him? (no, not his r63 OC, his male OC)

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>you're out for a walk
>you see a member of the opposite sex of the same age as you.
>you smile

What next? What does nano say to the female?

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>tfw you type something and click create only to realize it's the most dumbest shit you could think of but the captcha got expired

thanks josh

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What if I look like this and I am a bald man with a beard and glasses but I do NOT fucking like video games or cartoons, I do NOT defend the diversity or any of those shits, and I do NOT drink soy milk?

If I look like, but am NOT a soy consumer, do I deserve your respect or contempt?

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Fuck Putin, Fuck Russia

We already know that Putin's propaganda outlets have been pushing for degeneracy, cultural marxism and white guilt in the West, and we also know that Russia has the highest Muslim population in Europe. And we also know that nationalists get thrown in prison, that Putin's government has spent millions upon millions of dollars to thinktanks that promote climate change activism in Western countries, that George Soros has connections to one of these societies, and that Putin hypocritically jails his own climate change/pipeline protest activists in his own country while shilling for it in others. What he really wants at the end of the day is Russian dominance over the oil industry. And he's actively engaging in economic terrorism to achieve those goals. Alexander Dugin also has ties to the (((alt-right))) and Western antifa movements, and there has been one occasion where a Finnish antifascist activist has organized protests to incarcerate members of Pussy Riot. Donetsk has also seen thousands of Western antifascists join their ranks to fight Ukraine in Donbass. I say no more to Jewtin shills, and that includes Ryan Dawson and Alex Jones. Putin is good friends with Israel, the (((EU))) still trades with Russia despite sanctions from the US, and to anyone criticizing Ukraine, just remember that the Jews Igor Kolomoisky and Volodymyr Zelensky have both been accused of being Russian stooges by the Ukrainian people also. And to anyone saying that Ukraine is fighting a "proxy war" with Russia, just remember that Russia is doing that exact same thing by creating artificial states to tear apart and divide countries among regional and ethnic lines to do their bidding. He did it with Georgia back in 2008 with the likes of Abkhazia and South Ossetia. Also, read the Perestroika Deception. The entire "post-Soviet Russia" is a farce, they still engage in free trade, but at the end of the day, they're still ideologically commies. Hence why Stalin has a 70% approval rating there. We should fucking nuke their shithole country.

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T WATCH LOLIS! YOU CAN'T LEWD LOLIS! THEY'RE UNDER AGE ANON! YOU CAN'T DO THAT NOOOOOO

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SJW FURS

SJW furs make my blood boil. Who the fuck is the female/fat balding soyboy/kike who wrote this post. I am tired of seeing trannies infiltrate furries and want to unite us anti trans furries to defend a base against transfags.

>oWo dear men why dont you think of becoming a drag queen faggot

I will punch and rape the scrawny punk who made this post whether or not they are a male or a female!

Furs should not be tolerating transfags.

These SJWS want to convert everyman into existence into a tranny and if we do not take military action against SJW they will keep poisoning our water supplies with birth control and estrogen. The final solution for all sjws is too be placed in a concentration camp in Africa run by Muslim purebreed niggers. They deserve no mercy.

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I went to Taco Bell today and got a bean burrito combo with nachos on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the Taco Bell worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the Taco Bell restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to Taco Bell for dinner tonight and got a potato griller combo with nachos on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

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I regret to say that this will be the last commiecat thread. It's been fun shitposting for almost three years now, but I can't do it anymore.

So adios, goodbye, farewell. I'll not be here anymore. At least not as commiecat poster.

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How do I remember these useless facts like what is the largest bone in human body?
how many blood vessels pass through lungs?
what is the chemical name and market name of this drug?
what is the dosage in milligrams required for such disease?
what are the fucking viruses that cause this disease?
DO I EVEN NEED TO REMEMBER THESE USELESS FACTS?
HOW DO I EVEN KNOW WHAT TO READ FROM THESE STUPID BOOKS WHEN EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE IT'S IMPORTANT?
FUCK I HATE EXAMS!

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>be me
>finally post on 2chan
>post a bit
>read the rules
>find out it's rulecucked and i can't even be racist or tell people to kill themselves

Everyone talked about it like it was some holy land, it's even worse than cuckchan.

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Is there any animal in the world more retarded than a fucking cat?

>oh hey, I've got a perfectly fine home to live in here where I'm taken care of
>why not just run off into some coyote-infested canyons to get killed?

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Let's imagine that your waifu (2D or 3D) is real and that you achieve to conquer her heart. You both have a good time, you two fuck hard and delicious every day, and you are very happy with each other.

One day an eccentric millionaire arrives and offers you half a million dollars for fuck your waifu for a whole weekend...

Do you accept the offer, or is your waifu priceless?

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CTV Torronto - "Canadian" Imported Nigger Faggot

CTV Torronto - "Canadian" Imported Nigger Faggot freaks out about Straight White public display of affection, 25 May 2020.

It's almost illegal for White people to have natural courtship in 2020.

Straight White people are now treated worse than actual cock sucking faggots were when they got caught sodomizing children in

public parks, in public toilets or on beaches in the 1950's .

Faggots have only in recent decades been legally allowed to have what they call PDA "public displays of affection"; in other words:

exibitionism, exposing their genitals to young children in public places.

They don't want us making White babies, White Procreation is now the ultimate crime and will be punishable by death before 2040.
They don't care what Faggots do.
They don't care what Niggers do.
Everything degenerate is allowed and Encouraged.
They wouldn't care if this was two Nigger Faggots kissing or cock sucking, if two Double Nigger Faggots kissed in that park the reporting journalists would forever be celebrated by the Jewish owned media, awarded a Pulitzer Prize and Nobel Prize for Journalism.

We now live in a cultural state that is far worse than the Soveit Union.

What do?

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Can someone post a list of alt chans please or point to a site where they're listed?

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Negotiation with the environment.

What is he doing? Is it ethical or morally acceptable?
He is persuading people who would not 'fit' to LIE about who they are so they can get in. If it wasnt for him warning recruiters to not spill spaghetti, they WOULD spill spaghetti and be found not admissable.
They do not WANT spaghetti spillers, yet he is making spaghetti spillers admissable and encouraging them to LIE about their spaghetti spilling
Am I in the wrong here?

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steakies are subhumans lmao

Spain and Portugal conquered most of the world and created lasting stable societies while Britian and the netherlands colonies were always niggertowns. Britian and the netherlands got raped out of existence by every single european race (and nowadays muslims and niggers) and where never truly a race, hence whhy they call themselfs white. You don't see japs or chinks calling themselfs Yellow, nor germans or french callig themselfs white.

Italians and greeks invented almost everything. Meanwhile all that whites ever invented was cuckporn, communism and globalism.

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Hey anon, could you help me move my stuff in? It's all in the back, just grab whatever and put in wherever. I'll reorganise it later. Just be careful and don't grab too much at once. Wouldn't want to buy new stuff.

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I have a crush on my female friend. If I tell her would it destroy our relationship? Should I tell her? I don't want to push her away. If it falls through how can I keep her as a friend? I need help

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Does anyone else hate the vibe that modern girls give off

Look I love nice boobs but whenever I see that a girl is openly slutty I just kind of turns me off and almost all modern young women give me that vibe. You know I require girls that have quiet reserved personalities otherwise its a huge turn off for me regardless of how sexually attractive the women is. I guess I am just rewired to be into meek submissive females, modern females absolutely have repulsive and masculine personalities and behavior.

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Long ago the Elven race was split in two. One race became a genocidal, murder happy race obsessed with world domination. The other one was the Dark Elves.

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I think there should be a few changes

To pornography laws. If the Government is so concerned about muh children being exposed to sex then how the government hasnt passed a ruling that requiring porn sites lile pornhub to ask for ID in order to be accessed instead of the shitty retarded popups that ask the user if they are 18 and over. Millions of american children who are unmonitored online have likely already watched porn and its all the incompetent US governemts fault. At least China, Israel, and Russia does their porn laws right. Yet if an underage individual who is just under 18 is recorded in a film video you can expect the NSA to datamine you, the CIA to doxx you, and the FBI to raid you and take all of your panties and TVs and seize the underage pornagraphy and keep it "archived" on their own computers for "searching for the victims and perpatrators". So the US government allows porn sites to be easily accessible and easily advertised over the internet to minors yet they spaz out when some horny teenager post nudes of themselves online. What is the purpose of this? So that the us government can seize all chilld pron to themselves and jack off to it? Are only politicians allowed to fap to CP in this country? The Worst part is all the Christcuck retards that make these shitty retard policies for the US.

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>got banned for posting lolis

i wont use your website, faggot.

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Once upon a time there was a giant dick named Rick who went on an adventure with Roanld MacDonald. They would sail on a giant purple taco across the Atlantic Ocean. Then
they invaded Cuba, sacrificed a sheep, and declared themselves the duel kings of the world. Then Mecha-Trump saw this, and he saw it was good so he made them build his wall.
The wall was made entirely out of feces and stuck together with semen. Donald Trump then said "You're fired". Then a Ronald Reagan rose from the dead and had a buttfuck train
with the Rick the giant dick and Ronald MacDonald. They would fuck for 10'000 hours and then MacDonald would be impregnated with the Reagan babies. But then when MacDonald
gave birth to this unholy abombination, a skeleton popped out.Then God loled and the world reset. Then he created Robo-Hitler and Super Stalin instead of creating the rest of
everything. Then the two super powered douches would duke it out for the rest of forever. Also because of plot reasons god died, Snoop Dogg took his place, and Mohammed raped
a 9-year old. Back in the U.S 987654321 years in the past-future after the world reset before humanity evolved the great Sanics blight began. Infinite Sanics, one posibility.
Complete and total stupidity. Sanics took over the world and controlled everything onlt too then die when it rained Walter Whites and they went tu fasts 4 u nuking the space-
time contunium. Then our lord and savior Snoop rebuilt the world in his flawless image. Then, despite all odds, Robo-Hitler defeated Super Stalin. He then went to Earth to profess
his love for Bill "I swear I did not know she was under there" Clinton.

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Why I Quit 8chan: Former Lead Developer Tells All

Two days ago I quit my job and boarded a flight to New York City. For the last two years I have been lead developer for the website 8chan. For the last three months I have been living and working in the Philippines with the site owner Frederick “Hotwheels” Brennan. Now I’m telling my story.
In October 2013, Frederick told me he was developing a new image board and wanted my help. I’d known him since our days on wizardchan; we’d been friends for years, so I agreed. Since then, so much has changed. The site exploded in popularity (which none of us expected), we moved to a new country, and we began working on another project as well: infinity next.
So why did I quit? Well, it’s complicated. Let me start by saying that I appreciate everything Frederick has done for me, and I still consider him a friend. A lot of this is not his fault, but ever since moving to the Philippines both my job and my relationship with Frederick have gone south. 8chan has become a monster.
For starters, Frederick no longer really cares about the site. He made me quit developing 8chan to focus on infinity next, and as you all know this has led to the site becoming a mess. It is slow, buggy, and upgrading from Ubuntu (yes, it was run on Ubuntu…) to freeBSD did not help as neither of us really knew how to use it. But it’s not just issues on the technical side, the actual running of the site has been left to a group of influential board owners and global moderators.
The current “head” gmod — Desu — is an incompetent fool who only obtained his position through donations (he is very wealthy). Mark (/v/ owner) and impkafy (/pol/ owner) use their positions to stalk and abuse users, doxxing troublesome users with information obtained using their mod powers.

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Cheetochan's website still appears to be up but it doesn't have any boards on it. Discuss.

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What's your most "extreme" viewpoint that you hold in your heart and you won't ever change your mind on? I put extreme in quotations because it may seem like that to some people but others might find it completely rational. You'll have to explain the reason why and the benefits of that viewpoint. I think we should outright put violent criminals to death. In today's society the death penalty is rarely used, and when it is another person could do the same crime but just get a life sentence. When I say violent I obviously mean murderers and rapists, that sort. However we should also increase the consequences of crimes that aren't on that level. Like for example if someone beat up another person and injured him pretty badly but didn't kill him, he'd have to face some time longer than he would before, like 3-5 years in prison. Repeat offenders of those crimes will get double the sentence the next time they do that and if they repeat that crime a 3rd time, then death penalty. I think issuing these laws would lead to a safer society where people would think twice before committing a heinous crime. It would also massively reduce costs of jails and prisons because the way we have it right now, lots of taxpayers money are funding these prisons which is shit and could go to a better use.

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/oppai/ BO's guide to enforcing quality

Alright so I'm the BO of /oppai/ and I can tell you how to fix /b/.
1) Force anonymity
If you do this not only do you get rid of cancerous namefags like analockman and agent Johnson who are doing this for nothing other than attention. It also means that no one can become a cancerous namefag in the future.
2) Banning samey posts
Here's how it works. If something get's oversaturated it's bad. It ruins the board because it makes everything feel the same. Things that should be banned via this are wojak, pepe and every other shitty meme that's repeated ad nauseum
3) Ban trannies
Everyone's hates trannies. No exceptions.