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Post about our gunt boy Ethan Ralph, whenever in the past, present, or future

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GUNTPOSTING

For all enthusiast guntposters everywhere.

Rules are basically the same as website rules. Don't be a dick and break them.

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Ralph was molested as a boy

I have reason to suspect Ralph was molested as a kid: the substance abuse, the masculinity overcompensation, the aversion to intimacy.

The love/hate relationship with his mother is a tell, indicating that she failed to protect him but that she's the only one who knows the secret and he can be honest with.

The overweight issue is a major tell in adults who were molested, as they make themselves unattractive to the ghost of their abuser who haunts their mind.

Look at the longing and pain in his face in the attached pic. Longing for the only one he suspects ever actually loved him, but who used him in such a despicable way.

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the absolute state

you know the guntstream is bad when Gator is the cohost that is the most bearable, at least since he dialed back on the XDDDDDD SOUNDZBOARD1!111!!!!

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Dickspiracy

Josh has made the worst decision and locked Dick's thread for no reason right as him and his friends are accused of going out of their way to shield Dick.

Discuss here since you apparently can't on Kiwi Farms.

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GUNT WARS: GUNT VS GUNT #1

GUNT WARS GENERAL

PRIZE FUND

>$8000??

what did ralph say his weight was recently?

PPP looks at least 350 lbs and 5'5"

ralph looked 250 lbs and from his kiwi thread it has the pic attached but the height is said to be 5'11" not 5'1" like it says but i thought he looked 5'6"

which ever is real ralph is thinner but might be taller than PPP

the fight is not happening but i am going to assume it is

ralph has very good knowledge of fighting from watching it for all his life

ralph has good connections from the failed andy V tonka fight

ralph has a lot of fans who can help coach him bibble also will coach him and he is very knowledgeable

PPP has some knowledge of fighting this is based on his recent streams

PPP can get coaching from ralphs haters. think tonka. think discord spergs. think everyone who hates ralph will help PPP

but ralph has a lot more people to help him

PPP is talking a big game. will ralph take it seriously?

which gunt will rule ?

whose gunt will reign supreme?

there can only be 1 gunt

GUNT VS GUNT

who will win?

post predictions

post stats with proof so we can know the true weight and height of both gunts

>both will be exhausted by round 2
>ralph will win but PPP will not be knocked out
>PPP will be hurting and badly injured
>PPP will only land 1 hit
>PPP will tap out in round 3

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>I wish I was in the land of cotton, old times there are not forgotten,
>Look away, look away, look away, Dixie Land.
>In Dixie Land where I was born in, early on a frosty mornin',
>Look away, look away, look away, Dixie Land.

>Then I wish I was in Dixie, hooray! hooray!
>In Dixie Land I'll take my stand to live and die in Dixie,
>Away, away, away down South in Dixie,
>Away, away, away down South in Dixie.

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FORCED AND MADE UP DRAMA

you bitches forcing this shit are all miserable sad and lonely. we can laugh at the gunt we can laugh at gaytor cleaning it up we can laugh at autistic fagmenco house fake nigger bibble and rand. the difference is we are laughing but not lying about them and making up stories like flagging and not trying to flag or destroy someone for making money and can still like or not hate them. PPP got brutally raped, fags crying about bans all the time but are trying to deplatform paypigs guests or co hosts. is it a surprise that you or anyone who is like that is banned? keep crying while ralph and co hosts keep winning. you will not be as popular as them and you will never win you just look retarded to everyone else and make them want to guntguard more. keep it up please if your plan is to get ralph to earn more and have higher numbers then you are winning

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Gentlemen, I do not appreciate you talking bad about Dick. He allows me to have income and he is my only friend.

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/gunt/ banners

I don't know if the board owner is still around but this board needs some banners. Post some for fun, I guess, maybe one day they will be used.

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THE RALPH RETORT

Let's come up with a national anthem for a hypothetical Ralphamale ethnostate where our lord Ethan Ralph of the Ralph Retort Killstream is the supreme emperor.

I'll start:

>AAAUGHHHHHHH GUNTY LAAAAAND~

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to any guntguard/guntsuckers that may see this place

Why do you defend this horrible fatass? There's so much shit he has done, so much hypocrisy, and yet you continue to watch his mundanematt news reading show while donating to his drunken lifestyle? What do you hope to achieve from sucking on his nasty scarred gunt? When the next gunt drama happens, and he his reputation gets even worse, will you still stick around to listen to him go "AAAUGGGHHHHHH" in his strange manbaby middle school child voice?

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>people respect this thing
>people listen to what this thing has to say
>people think he's smart and has big brain political takes
>people think he's a saint and could do no wrong
>people worship this thing and draw fan art of it
>people give their money to this thing to continue living

lol

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It's not to late to be a Ralphamale

Why waste your time hating? Why not sit back and enjoy the RalphRetort Killstream? Fun shows every night, we got Dame pesos, Dick Masterson, and Jim Mister Metokur as regular guests.

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what is up with Ralph's gunt?

Compared to pictures of other gunts I see on google, Ralph's gunt looks fucking gross. Why does it have that weird appearance? is it scars? pimples? how does one's belly get such a rough looking texture, assuming you are a normal person who takes good care of themselves in terms of cleanliness.

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woowoowoowoo

ACHTUNG BABY

>Step 1:

<dump a bunch of CP on a site while reporting it to its host/registrar as a "Pedo site", getting its hosting/domain yanked

>Step 2:

<when/if it comes back, dump a bunch of mild normie tier child shit and comments clearly "sexualizing" it, of fucking course being obvious about it being a sub-phase of Step 1, thus making the owners/mods go into "war mode" to keep the site alive

>Step 3:

<go around to every other existing IB samefag smearing the fuck out of it & its staff for being a "rulecucked shithole", gradually killing trust in it & thus its traffic

>Step 4:

<repeat with site after site (except kc & 4chan of course cause lel, can't kill those) until eventually all alt sites are dead or nonexistent

>Step 5:

<????????????????????????

>Step 6:

<Profit (((rubs hands)))

How many times do we have to see it repeat before non-staff start to catch on?

BUT THEN SUDDENLY

>this pasta gets distributed & the tactic made known
>now White Supremacist shit being substituted for CP & pedoshit in the above

<the connection to 8chan & Christchurch was made several times in the original yank from the registrar
<anons will fall for this being made out to be a "censorship" issue solely because of that

YOU ARE ALL BEING SLID HARD AS FUCK

DON'T FALL FOR IT

THIS SITE WILL DIE

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Unanswered Questions

Did Andy and the Gunt fuck each other? Did Gunt cheat on Nora with some other woman(or man)? What exact types of pills and drugs is the Gunt currently on? Is the Gunt trying to groom Soph? What other dark secrets is the Gunt hiding from his gullible audience? All will be answered in time...

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I hate Ethan Ralph.

He is low IQ.

He only has fans because of metokur and now only survives because he knows so many people.

He is brainless and a retard.

I hate listening to him. He should shut the fuck up and just host discussions/other people.

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jcaesar187's next meltdown

So far, everything seems good for gunty king. My prediction is once his mom dies, shit will hit the fan. Nora leaving him surprisingly didn't do much, but it definitely means that he is not financially safe.

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ETHAN RALPH IS MY GOD

I FUCKING LOVE HIS GUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALWAYS MAKE SURE TO DONATE AT LEAST $20 EVERY STREAM OF HIS, I LOVE LISTENING TO HIS VOICE READ MY MESSAGES! I HOPE ONE DAY, I CAN MEET HIM IRL AT A RALPHRETORT FAN MEETUP SOMEWHERE, AND HE WILL LET ME TOUCH HIS GUNT BECAUSE I'M PRETTY MUCH KEEPING HIM ALIVE WITH MY PAYCHECKS! AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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How is the Gunt?

Just saw Ethan Gunterson's face on the front and I want to know what has he done since that abysmal Miami trip? I heard his fat Paki wife left him.