For all enthusiast guntposters everywhere.
Rules are basically the same as website rules. Don't be a dick and break them.
ralph is gonna be corn
How much money would you charge to suck a pedo's gunt
I have reason to suspect Ralph was molested as a kid: the substance abuse, the masculinity overcompensation, the aversion to intimacy.
The love/hate relationship with his mother is a tell, indicating that she failed to protect him but that she's the only one who knows the secret and he can be honest with.
The overweight issue is a major tell in adults who were molested, as they make themselves unattractive to the ghost of their abuser who haunts their mind.
Look at the longing and pain in his face in the attached pic. Longing for the only one he suspects ever actually loved him, but who used him in such a despicable way.
IF THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN FUCK ALL THESE FAT FUCKING FRAUDS
ETHAN ITS ME UR FARDAH, WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR GUNT
GUNT WARS GENERAL
what did ralph say his weight was recently?
PPP looks at least 350 lbs and 5'5"
ralph looked 250 lbs and from his kiwi thread it has the pic attached but the height is said to be 5'11" not 5'1" like it says but i thought he looked 5'6"
which ever is real ralph is thinner but might be taller than PPP
the fight is not happening but i am going to assume it is
ralph has very good knowledge of fighting from watching it for all his life
ralph has good connections from the failed andy V tonka fight
ralph has a lot of fans who can help coach him bibble also will coach him and he is very knowledgeable
PPP has some knowledge of fighting this is based on his recent streams
PPP can get coaching from ralphs haters. think tonka. think discord spergs. think everyone who hates ralph will help PPP
but ralph has a lot more people to help him
PPP is talking a big game. will ralph take it seriously?
which gunt will rule ?
whose gunt will reign supreme?
there can only be 1 gunt
GUNT VS GUNT
who will win?
post stats with proof so we can know the true weight and height of both gunts
>both will be exhausted by round 2
>ralph will win but PPP will not be knocked out
>PPP will be hurting and badly injured
>PPP will only land 1 hit
>PPP will tap out in round 3
heres a new logo for ur gay site josh
>I wish I was in the land of cotton, old times there are not forgotten,
>Look away, look away, look away, Dixie Land.
>In Dixie Land where I was born in, early on a frosty mornin',
>Look away, look away, look away, Dixie Land.
>Then I wish I was in Dixie, hooray! hooray!
>In Dixie Land I'll take my stand to live and die in Dixie,
>Away, away, away down South in Dixie,
>Away, away, away down South in Dixie.
She looks like a less dirty looking version of Pinecone Thot Kearsten and Vampkandy combined but much more autistic looking... Is the Gunt harpooning this whale? Is she even of legal age since Tik Tok is supposed to be for tweens, teens, and Sargon of Akkad?
you bitches forcing this shit are all miserable sad and lonely. we can laugh at the gunt we can laugh at gaytor cleaning it up we can laugh at autistic fagmenco house fake nigger bibble and rand. the difference is we are laughing but not lying about them and making up stories like flagging and not trying to flag or destroy someone for making money and can still like or not hate them. PPP got brutally raped, fags crying about bans all the time but are trying to deplatform paypigs guests or co hosts. is it a surprise that you or anyone who is like that is banned? keep crying while ralph and co hosts keep winning. you will not be as popular as them and you will never win you just look retarded to everyone else and make them want to guntguard more. keep it up please if your plan is to get ralph to earn more and have higher numbers then you are winning
mmmm so tasty... so sweet.... a hint of whiskey... is that... maker's mark?
Gentlemen, I do not appreciate you talking bad about Dick. He allows me to have income and he is my only friend.
drinks self into an alcoholic coma on stream
Why do you defend this horrible fatass? There's so much shit he has done, so much hypocrisy, and yet you continue to watch his mundanematt news reading show while donating to his drunken lifestyle? What do you hope to achieve from sucking on his nasty scarred gunt? When the next gunt drama happens, and he his reputation gets even worse, will you still stick around to listen to him go "AAAUGGGHHHHHH" in his strange manbaby middle school child voice?
GAYTOR GAYTOR HIT THE SOUNDBOARD
WHALE NOISES INTENSIFIES
>people respect this thing
>people listen to what this thing has to say
>people think he's smart and has big brain political takes
>people think he's a saint and could do no wrong
>people worship this thing and draw fan art of it
>people give their money to this thing to continue living
Non ralph gunt
Featuring feeder gunt
markers mark>woodrod reserve
Who is gonna be the hero to gunt Suzy Lu?
Compared to pictures of other gunts I see on google, Ralph's gunt looks fucking gross. Why does it have that weird appearance? is it scars? pimples? how does one's belly get such a rough looking texture, assuming you are a normal person who takes good care of themselves in terms of cleanliness.
aaaugghhhh yare yare daze.... sips maker's mark
<dump a bunch of CP on a site while reporting it to its host/registrar as a "Pedo site", getting its hosting/domain yanked
<when/if it comes back, dump a bunch of mild normie tier child shit and comments clearly "sexualizing" it, of fucking course being obvious about it being a sub-phase of Step 1, thus making the owners/mods go into "war mode" to keep the site alive
<go around to every other existing IB samefag smearing the fuck out of it & its staff for being a "rulecucked shithole", gradually killing trust in it & thus its traffic
<repeat with site after site (except kc & 4chan of course cause lel, can't kill those) until eventually all alt sites are dead or nonexistent
<Profit (((rubs hands)))
How many times do we have to see it repeat before non-staff start to catch on?
BUT THEN SUDDENLY
>this pasta gets distributed & the tactic made known
>now White Supremacist shit being substituted for CP & pedoshit in the above
<the connection to 8chan & Christchurch was made several times in the original yank from the registrar
<anons will fall for this being made out to be a "censorship" issue solely because of that
YOU ARE ALL BEING SLID HARD AS FUCK
DON'T FALL FOR IT
THIS SITE WILL DIE
Did Andy and the Gunt fuck each other? Did Gunt cheat on Nora with some other woman(or man)? What exact types of pills and drugs is the Gunt currently on? Is the Gunt trying to groom Soph? What other dark secrets is the Gunt hiding from his gullible audience? All will be answered in time...
I hate Ethan Ralph.
He is low IQ.
He only has fans because of metokur and now only survives because he knows so many people.
He is brainless and a retard.
I hate listening to him. He should shut the fuck up and just host discussions/other people.
Praise The Gunt
Godamn eat a fuggin CALL YOU AN UBER how bouthat?
REMINDER THAT RALPH FUCKING LOVES YOUR PUSSY!!!
We can just holler over each other ALL FUCKING DAY!
I FUCKING LOVE HIS GUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALWAYS MAKE SURE TO DONATE AT LEAST $20 EVERY STREAM OF HIS, I LOVE LISTENING TO HIS VOICE READ MY MESSAGES! I HOPE ONE DAY, I CAN MEET HIM IRL AT A RALPHRETORT FAN MEETUP SOMEWHERE, AND HE WILL LET ME TOUCH HIS GUNT BECAUSE I'M PRETTY MUCH KEEPING HIM ALIVE WITH MY PAYCHECKS! AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what all of you look like when you give ralph money